No, this is not another joke secret menu item. With at least nine different layers incorporating multiple types of meat, greens, cheeses, and an egg, this monstrosity from Japanese fast food chain Lotteria truly lives up to its name.

According to Kotaku, it will run you about $11 bucks to try to shove this thing in your mouth, which is actually a pretty good deal considering it’s got a beef patty, a shrimp patty, a rib patty, a cheeseburger (which we assume is a beef patty with cheese already melted on it), what appears to be something bacon or ham-like, another slice of cheese, a fried egg, lettuce, cabbage, ketchup, mayo and teriyaki sauce.

But while the diagram put together by Lotteria seems to make sense of the mess, the real thing is not as photogenic:

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