Are you in the market for a new pile of shredded smartphone bits but just can’t decide which one will have the best results when blended? Perhaps you can’t choose between the rainbow of color options offered by the iPhone 5c, but you aren’t totally sold on the shreddable charms of the gold iPhone 5s. The only way to decide is to see which is prettier after The Blendtec’s “Will it blend?” test, of course.

For those who want the best-looking phone, it’s not enough that it looks shiny and pretty when it’s all in one piece, right? It’s got to be the best looking ALL THE TIME. Even if it ends up getting shredded by Blendtec’s former CEO and current board member Tom Dickson.

He’s joined by himself, Tom Dickson, decked out in gold, to see how a rainbow of 5C options blend compared to the gold 5S, for those who need the most bling for their buck.

Spoiler alert: It’s pretty satisfying.

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