The Macy’s School of couponing has expanded to other business sectors. Richard noticed this coupon for a local Italian restaurant that excludes…well, pretty much everything. Pizza? Excluded. Veal parmesan? Excluded. Soups and salads? Excluded Pasta? …Also excluded.

As tipster Richard writes, “What the heck is left?” Here’s the actual text of the coupon, in case it doesn’t show up correctly on your screen:

Not valid on Alcohol or Gift Certificates. Pizza. Pasta. Crab Cakes. Veal Parmigiana. Stuffed Flounder. Prime Rib. Stuffed Chicken. Soup. Salads. Monday through Thursday Dinner Specials. Banquets. One coupon per party. Coupons may not be combined with any other offer. Not valid with any other offer. Not valid with any other coupon. With Valpak® coupon only. Coupon void if altered.

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