The World Needs More People Like This Walmart Candy Sorter

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The next time you’re shoulder deep in a big box store bargain bin, you can think about this guy and wish that he’d make an appearance.

We like to imagine that this didn’t require hours of effort on his part but that he has a superhuman ability to sort boxes of Halloween candy in a matter of seconds while his arms move in a furious blur.

We also want to believe that he didn’t see a well-stacked bin of candy and decide to screw it up and then just run the photos in reverse order.

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