Most shoplifters we’ve read about just can’t wait to get away from the scene of the crime — often leaving valuables like children behind in their haste — but this couple accused of thieving from a Walmart were so excited about boosting some sexual lubricant, they decided to try it out right in the store.

The Hutchinson, Kansas couple were arrested on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, theft and criminal damage after getting a bit busy with each other in an aisle at their local Walmart, reports KAKE.com.

Their fellow customers tipped off security on Sunday after apparently witnessing the behavior. Cops say the twosome, a 22-year-old man and a 35-year-old woman, stole several products, including the tube of lube and other “personal care products.” Police report that the man then “sexually fondled” the woman in front of other shoppers.

They were arrested and booked into jail, with officials reporting that the couple didn’t seem to have been drunk or high and did just as they were told.

Perhaps they were just caught up in the thrill of it all. We’ve all been there — or okay, not really. Not at a Walmart. We have heard rumors about Burger King bathrooms, however.

Couple Arrested For Lewd Behavior At Area Walmart [KAKE.com]

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