If you envisioned the one you love crying and hurling insults at you after you propose to her, you might want to check out Pizza Hut’s “Tie the Knot with the Dinner Box” proposal kit. Perfect for the Valentine’s Day you want to ruin by proffering her your love, devotion and a box full of pizza and breadsticks.
Pizza Hut is offering their “Tie the Knot with the $10 Dinner Box” package (via Buzzfeed) to only 10 lucky customers through Valentine’s Day, so there are limited amounts of couples who will start off married life tainted by cheap marinara.
For only $10,010 (plus tax!) you’ll receive everything you need to set the mood, including a red ruby ring, limo service, flowers, fireworks show (!!!), photographer, videographer and of course, that $10 dinner box full with “medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box.”
Come on, dudes. Take that money and buy a nice ring, and invest the rest in your future. Or at least buy a better meal than a $10 box of pizza you can eat any Wednesday night when you’re not starting the rest of your life with the woman you claim to love.