A suspected thief was so determined to nab an $800 sex doll that he allegedly stole a semi, crashed it into an adult shop and made off with the prize.

WOIO Ohio reports the suspect may not have been able to celebrate with his bounty, because police did not find the sex toy in the truck when they spotted him with the vehicle a quarter mile away from the adult shop. The man took off on foot and got away, sprinting down nearby railroad tracks.

Here’s a newscast segment about the incident:

Sex-crazed man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pricey sex toy [WOIO Ohio via Huffington Post]

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