These three women put on a clinic of how not to shoplift from a liquor aisle. Spurning the tradition of trenchcoats or other types of baggy clothing, they manage to slip bottles of liquor underneath their skirts. They’re not as sneaky as they think they are because the store’s security camera captures them in mesmerizing action.

TruTV’s Dumb as a Blog tracked down the below video. If you’ve worked at a convenience store, tell us: What tricks did shoplifters try to pull on you?

Three-crotch discount is the new five-finger discount [Dumb as a Blog via AOL]

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