A suspected identity thief in the Sunshine State hid stolen items where the sun don’t shine.

News-Press reports a female suspect busted for allegedly making $5,000 in fraudulent purchases was caught hiding a victim’s stolen driver’s license and credit card in her vagina. After she was arrested, she produced the body of evidence and faces charges of scheming to defraud, criminal use of personal identification, credit card fraud and grand theft.

Authorities say the suspect applied for a Home Depot credit card to make fraudulent purchases and also used the stolen cards to apply for more credit cards under the victim’s name.

No word on why a simple wallet wouldn’t suffice.

Woman who hid fraudulent credit card in her vagina faces more fraud, grand theft charges [News-Press via AOL]

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