This could be a premature April Fools joke, but the folks at Ecko have launched a new marketing campaign that offers customers a lifetime discount of 20% off in-store purchases at Ecko Unltd. and Marc Ecko Cut & Sew… if they get either of the stores’ logos permanently tattooed on their skin.

The company offers templates for the two stores’ rhino and shears logos, but encourages those interested in the discount to “personalize… Add color, scenery, etc., but the logo needs to be intact.”

Of course, to get the discount, the ink must be permanent and not a rub-on transfer.

More info on the deal here.

Don’t know if all of America will be rushing out to score this discount, but we did want to know: Which, if any, company logo you would get tattooed on your body in exchange for a lifetime 20% discount?

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