Public transit smooshes together people from all walks of life. In this video, a person from the “don’t eat on the subway” class of society comes into contact with the “I’m hungry and I’m going to eat my noodles” class of society. The woman from the first group keeps asking the woman from the second group to stop eating, at one point saying that “animals eat on the subway like that,” and the woman from the second group and her friend take offense. Then the train lurches and punches start flying. The noodles appear to stay intact, thank heavens.

(People really getting each other’s face starts around 2:00)

Would you call someone out for eating on public transit? I would not. I would move to a different subway car.

(Thanks to GitemSteveDave!)

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