Caption This Picture Of Four Shoppers

A group of young women, with purchases in tow, gather together on Broadway in Soho and ponder their move. Which store will the hone their collective shopping energies on next?


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  1. Silica says:

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane…no it’s Superman!

  2. kidincredible says:

    Cheerleader! What’s Her Face! So-and-So! The Ugly One!

    Teen Girl Squad!

  3. backinpgh says:

    “Hmm…I should really get out my camera phone and videotape this security guard beating an old lady because she wouldn’t show her receipt…”

  4. PanCake BuTT says:

    Dazed & Confused or White Girlz

  5. Razor512 says:

    Those shoes look nice, I wonder which of my credit cards are not maxed out yet, hmm the amex one might work, I guess I can just do the minimum payment this month.

  6. PanCake BuTT says:

    Dazed & Confused or White Girlz

  7. Short_Circuit_City says:

    Is that a hobo shitting on a pigeon?

  8. Darrone says:

    No one told us New York was so full of… minorities.

  9. jen says:

    Which of these three Starbucks should we go to for our midday latte?

  10. Cosmo_Kramer says:


    • The cake is a lie! says:

      clearly not based on the facial expressions. Either that or they made that face once too many and they got stuck that way just like Mom said it would.

      Actually, I think it is just another case of Phil posting under Ben’s login again.

  11. Reading_Comprehension says:

    The three friends agreed not to give Becky their attention until she takes that stupid bow off her head.

    • Red Cat Linux says:

      Not only was I thinking the same freaking thing, I called her Becky too.

      Get outta my head!

      • Reading_Comprehension says:

        Becky is the go-to name for annoying-looking white chicks. It’s Sir Mix-A-Lot’s fault.

        Becky’s purse is ugly too. Look’s like something hanging on the wall at a bad Thai restaurant.

        Jesus I’m catty today.

        • Red Cat Linux says:

          I wasn’t sure about the purse actually being a purse, but I see what you mean now. I think it’s the sequined white elephant that does it.

          Becky’s hat has the unfortunate look of the sort of thing people put on their babies to save themselves having to repeat “It’s a girl,” to strangers because the baby isn’t old enough to identify yet with their diapers on.

          The topic brings out the catty.

  12. GriffonJames says:

    That nice man said that for $40 he’d park our car for us and bring it back here at 4pm. I guess he’s just running late.

  13. Holybalheadedchrist! says:

    Though each performed admirably in the stores, truly shoppers of the highest order, in the end they realized their friendship was the greatest ‘deal’ of all.

  14. 3ZKL says:


  15. dragonfire81 says:

    Which way is left?

  16. marc6065 says:

    I knew we should not have drank that new jumbo/giant size drink at starbucks! I GOTTA PEE!!!
    and this is New York where there is no public restrooms and now I have to buy something else just to go pee!!!! Quick watch the street for me while I go down this alley and take a squat!!!

    • BocaMan says:

      Soho has wonderful “public” restrooms: Bloomingdale’s, the Apple Store, and Crate & Barrel. Clean and underused!

  17. pitfal says:

    “Oh god, the red coat didnt do the trick. What other color can we try to distract from her face…”

  18. mxjohnson says:

    No, I’m the Carrie! You’re the Charlotte!

  19. dorianh49 says:

    What would Carrie do?

  20. CaughtLooking says:

    “The sign says Don’t Walk. What are we supposed to do now?”

  21. FireJayPa says:

    “How is this a consumer issue?”

    • MercuryPDX says:

      “Ugh… we should totally be making our own captions at home.”

    • Cosmo_Kramer says:

      It could warrant a post on consumerist if the photographer wasn’t paid for the use of his image.


      * All Rights Reserved
      * Request to license Michelle Rick’s photos via Getty Images

  22. The cake is a lie! says:

    I don’t have a caption, but that one second from the right looks like she is about to pee her pants.

  23. AJC says:

    Sex & The City: The Next Generation (SATC:TNG)

  24. VouxCroux says:

    Should we run from Godzilla? Or keep shopping? These deals are amazing!

  25. yessongs says:

    Which way do we go George, which way do we go? George is my friend…..

  26. Portlandia says:

    Does anyone know how to read a subway map?

  27. SonicPhoenix says:

    Producers were less than enthusiastic about recent casting decisions for the Sex in the City reboot…

  28. Exclave says:

    This week on “Sex in the City”…

  29. sj660 says:

    Four dunts.

  30. There's room to move as a fry cook says:

    The South Plainfield girls go for best 6-out-of-10 guessing “Male or Female?”.

  31. Razor512 says:

    OMG is that a cat across the street

    OMG thats a cat

    Hi cat

    I wish I had a cat

  32. Nidoking says:

    “Well, this is The City… but I’m not seeing the Sex.”

    • Nidoking says:

      Although, come to think of it, we just need a three-panel zoom on the face of the woman on the left, then zoom back out for the across-the-board face replacement.

  33. Karenpuppy says:

    Maybe this fugly hat WAS a bad idea.

  34. Me - now with more humidity says:

    Are you sure Stacey and Clinton said no more leggings?

  35. AllanG54 says:

    Gee…do you think we can get Snooki to invite us out to the Jersey Shore?

  36. zibby says:

    I’m thinking Conway from the look of them.

  37. Kevin says:

    Someone just asked them if they knew how to parallel park.

  38. DjDynasty-Webology says:

    Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie they are NOT!

  39. Back to waiting, but I did get a cute dragon ear cuff says:

    You know, if Phil had posted this there would be pages of complaints.

    Jus’ saying, you know.

  40. oakwood396 says:

    The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and The Consumerist…

  41. FuzzyWillow says:

    I don’t know why, but people appearing lost in a strange city reminds me of “The Amazing Race.”

  42. friendlynerd says:

    Let’s get some shoes.

  43. kamikasee says:

    Before the tragedy, no one suspected that Ambercrombie’s new in-store fragrance was flammable.

  44. TC50327 says:

    ****s in the City

  45. kiminminn says:

    Now where do we find condoms……..?

  46. VOIDMunashii says:

    Their shopping spree came to a sudden halt when someone asked them “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

  47. coren says:

    “No, I can’t figure out why that post is on Consumerist either, Becky”

  48. Hoss says:

    What’s this? Another store closed for business? What’s happening people?

  49. MrsB1271 says:

    “Maybe the Cash Cab will pick us up”

  50. nealbscott says:

    The traveling pants are in this here bag.

  51. MMD says:

    “Why are we being held up for ridicule and casual misogyny?”

  52. jon_s says:

    “hmmmm…Those four girls on the tv in the store display window look really familiar….”
    “yeah… I can’t put my finger on it…”
    “no.. wait… it’s coming to me…”
    “look! they move when we move!!!”
    “who cares… they look dumb anyway…”

  53. axiomatic says:

    Ladies in black coats: “I wonder if my butt looks that big?”
    Lady in red coat: “Damn stuck taffy…”

  54. Loss Leader says:

    All of us love to shop … but only one of us studied ballet.

  55. capitolm94 says:

    We dont have to pay these credit card bills, right?

  56. gybryant says:

    “So, girls. Where do we want to spend our fake money next?”

  57. LeahReindeer says:

    Christ, what an asshole!

  58. Dethzilla says:

    I swear I parked my car next to this “no parking” sign.

    Girls: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  59. Pat says:

    Huh. I thought it would be bigger.

  60. Pat says:

    Huh. I thought it would be bigger.

  61. jimstoic says:

    On second thought, don’t jump.

  62. Mr.Grieves says:

    3, 2, 4, 1.

  63. FrugalFreak says:

    So where did Fatwallet say the sale on Manolo Blahniks shoes were Carrie?

  64. JulesNoctambule says:

    ‘Well, ladies, it’s finally happened. We’ve run out of places to shop!’

  65. skubisnack624 says:

    “Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt.”

  66. Hands says:

    “That bridge? You say that bridge is for sale? And it’s 30% off?”

  67. jenesaisrien says:

    Do we look cool yet?