The Tush Turner Is Perhaps The Stupidest Infomercial Product Ever

You need no better sign that The Empire is on the wane then the “Tush Turner,” a swiveling seat cushion that makes it easier to get in and out of your car without all that “contorting.” Just sit your ass down and spin in and out. And maybe with the few extra seconds it gives you you’ll be able to escape the Visigoths hunting you down as fuel for their war machines.

$19.99 + $6.99 (that’s $26.98) gets you one of these bad boys, and for just $4.99 more (that’s $31.97), you can get a second one, for your dignity.

But hey, it’s made with memory foam! And the cushion is bound to the rotating disc!

Tush Turner [Official Site] (Thanks to GitEmSteveDave!)