Buy A Burger At Sonic, Get A Free Hooker

Forget that racist Domino’s delivery slip or that Kroger receipt long enough to have a ticker-tape parade. The freebie offer on this receipt from Sonic takes the cake.

In an apparent move to compete with other fast food giveaways, this Sonic is now offering a “free Harry Hines (as in Harry Hines Blvd. in Dallas) hooker” with the purchase of a Sonic burger.

Additionally, the fast food joint is offering “complimentary BJs and rim jobs with this receipt.” Not that we know what either of those are.

But if you like shellfish, you might want to go somewhere else because this is a “no crab zone.”

It’s not just good… it’s Sonic good. [Reddit]