Not Enough Bare Ass On Your Christmas Tree?

This goes beyond Christmas Creep and straight to creepy.

Consumerist reader Leslie pointed us to this pair of “Tootin’ Tooshie” Christmas tree ornaments that feature a reindeer’s rear-end (which really isn’t that gross since — last time we checked — reindeers don’t wear slacks) and the wrinkly pink derriere of Santa Claus.

Oh, and if that weren’t enough, these ornaments don’t just play “Deck the Halls” when you pinch their bottoms… they fart the tune.

Bottom line, it’s the perfect gift for… we dunno, people who fight to keep saggy, ass-baring pants legal?

Set Of 2 Tootin’ Tushieâ„¢ Ornaments


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