The Snuggie Macarena Dance Haunts My Dreams

Just because you can write a song about Snuggies and set it to the tune of “Macarena,” that doesn’t mean that you should. Yet the evil geniuses behind the Snuggie have done so, and inflicted it on the Internet. And the airwaves.

They created this video to promote the Snuggie Choice Film Awards. We humbly suggest that they call the WTF Blanket the winner and call it a day.

Snugarena! [YouTube] (I curse GitEmSteveDave for reminding me of this video’s existence)
Snuggie Choice Film Awards [Official Site]

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  1. ArmitageID says:

    O_O speechless…

  2. chaesar says:

    its like if you develop lung cancer, and then your lung cancer caught AIDS, that is the best way to describe a “Snuggie Macarena”

  3. smo0 says:

    Would you like a pair of crocs with that snuggie?

    Middle America at it’s best…

  4. zaku2s274 says:

    Who saw the father in the video looking at the fold out in the magazine of the woman in a snuggie as if it was adult entertainment literature?

  5. sven.kirk says:

    PLEASE! Put the bed bug story back on top.
    I’d rather see that than any snuggie post.

  6. AT203 says:

    I have to give SnuggieCo. props for not taking themselves to seriously, and embracing the viral popularity of mocking their products. So many other companies would not handle this with humor at all.

    • tbax929 says:

      Agreed. I like companies that have a sense of humor. I also love my Snuggie, which someone gave me as a gag gift last Christmas.

  7. AngryK9 says:

    My God, its the Brady Bunch meets Ricky Martin

  8. Hoss says:

    But she clearly said Snoogy

  9. BadgerPudding says:

    I hope those snuggies are infested with bedbugs or, at the very least, smallpox.

  10. GuyGuidoEyesSteveDaveâ„¢ says:

    Let this be a warning to all those who want to cross me. Much like Freddy Krueger, I know how to get you in your dreams and when your eyes are closed. And this is just a small taste of my power. Are you a Trekker? Then watch this, and try to not think of it every time you watch The Next Generation.


  11. ommpa_loompa says:

    snuggle is “the tea party’s” diabolical plan to rid the world of camel toe!!!!

  12. coren says:

    Laura, why do you hate us

    • Lucky225 says:

      x2, I sent a really good ING Direct bank Nightmare-to-Happy-Ending story in to consumerist on Friday, it’s now sunday and this is what I have to show for my efforts.

    • Benny Gesserit says:

      The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

      Wait. Is that supposed to be “eternal violence”? I always get those two confused.

  13. momtimestwo says:

    Ok, I like my Snuggie on cold winter nights. It is more usable than a blanket unless you want to walk, then the snuggie doesn’t work so well. Yes, it’s a stupid name.

    Now I just need to try a Clapper….

  14. dreamfish says:

    Posting this was a necessary antidote to all the high-culture that is the usual Consumerist fare.

  15. Telekinesis123 says:

    They know it is horrible, …they taunt us.

  16. Cyniconvention says:

    I hope this is the just the beginning of the tag ‘Hey Snugarena’.

  17. Spaceboss says:

    Snuggies are just really uncomfortable bathrobes.

  18. marthax says:

    Snuggie with skulls?? Bring it on!

  19. AllanG54 says:

    WTF ever happened to a plain old bath robe. I’d be embarrassed to even be in that commercial.