Why Can't All Credit Card Agreements Look Like This One-Page Piece Of Beauty?

Branding expert Alan Siegel has designed a model credit card agreement that is only one page long, is written in English, and communicates everything you need to know about your credit card. It therefore has no chance of coming to life. So let’s gaze upon it and dream about a better tomorrow that will never come:

Let’s simplify legal jargon [TED via Public Citizen Consumer Law & Policy blog]