If you live in one of the 38 states blessed with the wonder that is Chick-fil-A, take your sack lunch and windmill dunk that sucker in the garbage, because you’re dressing like a cow and getting a free value meal today.

Yes, it’s Chick-fil-A’s annual Cow Appreciation Day, which means you’ll get free food if you don a bovine costume — a tribute to the chain’s Eat Mor Chikin campaign. Don’t worry about making a fool of yourself, because almost everyone else in line will be looking just as ridiculous as you.

You can download this PDF cow costume kit or just do what I do: tape cow-spot-shaped notebook pages to yourself and moo on demand.

If you don’t hit this promotion up at least twice today then you’re not trying hard enough.

Cow Appreciation Day [Chick-fil-A]

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