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Better Marriage Blanket Protects Your Partner From Noxious Farts

5.5.10 2:00 PM EDT By Laura Northrup@lnorthrup

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If you are emitting such noxious gas that you require a carbon filter blanket in order to prevent divorce, you may have some kind of underlying medical condition that you should get checked out. But if you don’t have health insurance, maybe you should try the Better Marriage Blanket instead.


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5.5.10By Laura Northrup@lnorthrup

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