Jealous of all of those Apple fans who are getting random email messages from CEO Steve Jobs? Now there’s no reason to wait around for him to contact you. Just use the Steve Jobs E-Mail Reply Generator, and you too can be the proud owner of a terse, Steve-esque one-liner like “No,” “Nope” and “If you want porn, get an Android phone.”

Unfortunately, the Mad Libs-style Generator doesn’t let you save your results as an actual email message. But you can still get a vicarious thrill by having “Steve” reply to your deeply felt, personal missive with a clear, focused response like “No chance in Hell.”

Steve Jobs Email Reply Generator. [The Joy of Tech comic via Mashable]

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