Can Be Yours If You're A Millionaire

If you ever wanted to buy and have more than a million dollars sitting around, now is your chance. Head over to Maltz Auctions, submit your bid Thursday and watch the page views roll in.

Here are the prerequisites:

* All of Borrower’s interest in and to all right, title and interest in an undivided 100% interest in the internet domain name and related INTERNIC registration of the URL, and 100% of all cash proceeds, accounts receivable, licensing rights and intellectual property rights directly associated with or derived from the ownership of such URL.

* Please Download Attached Notice of Sale and Terms of Sale under “Documents” tab for Details

Auction Date & Time: Thursday, March 18th at 11:00 am.

Auction Location: Windels Marx Lane & Mittendorf, LLP, 156 West 56th Street, New York, New York 10019.

Terms & Conditions of Sale: $1,000,000 bank certified check made payable to “Windels Marx Lane & Mittendorf, LLP, as escrow agent” required to bid.

Since the Consumerist pays me in $1,000,000 bank certified checks, I’ll have no problem pulling one out to grab the domain name.

But should you beat me in the bidding war, what would you do with

Domain Auction [Maltz Auctions via The Awl]

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