McDonald's Installs Musical Playgrounds, Wants You To Kill Self

The always informative QSR magazine informs us that McDonald’s is “adding music to its children’s PlayPlace with a new music-themed interactive play area for children that combines play with the musical arts.”

The new musical playground is apparently quite popular, though not, we assume, amongst migraine sufferers.

“Groups are coming from as far away as Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky, and Michigan that are two hours driving distance, solely because of the musical play area,” said another McDonald’s owner/operator, Terry Jaspers of West Chester, Ohio.

All joking aside, are you into this? Are you driving two hours to the musical McDonald’s?

McDonald’s new Musical PlayPlace offers unique experience [QSR]

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