Hey, Let's All Go To School At A Vacant Circuit City!

The Realtor handing Circuit City‘s soon to be empty real estate is suggesting that the stores be converted into schools. Awesome.

“Circuit City’s real estate has begun to create interest among national and regional retailers and supermarkets. There are great opportunities for schools and other non-retail uses. “

Don’t do it, we say. Those stores are cursed. As soon as you move in there, they’ll fire all the teachers and replace them with 11th graders who’ll work part-time in exchange for minimum wage and cafeteria discount.

Circuit City Elementary School? [Blogging Stocks]
DJM Realty to Dispose of All Remaining Circuit City Real Estate in the United States (Press Release) [PR Newswire]
(Photo:Paxton Holley)