This picture is of a package of Cascadian Farms broccoli. Look carefully. Then try not to scream in horror.

Here’s a close-up. They look so happy. And green. And decapitated.

WTF, BROCCOLI? [Bread & Honey] (Thanks, Ryan!)

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