Reader JoeTan says this is his 6th attempt at removing a Dunkin’ Donuts game piece from his iced coffee and the results, shown above, have all been identical. Mush.

Sigh. How are you supposed to “collect the codes found on Dunkin’ cold beverages and then enter them online for a chance to win great prizes instantly!?” The bastards.

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