How To Thank Kellog's For Shrinking Cereals

We thought we’d use The Simple Dollar’s guide to writing an effective thank you note to “thank” our friends at Kellogg’s for trying to pull the wool over our eyes with the ever-present grocery shrink ray. Here it goes:

Dear Kellogg’s:

Thank you for shrinking the size of your packaging while maintaining prices. This small act of kindness keeps people reading the Consumerist as more and more companies like yours attempt to deceive the public. We hope you’ll consider additional sneaky practices in the future as we sincerely appreciate exposing dishonest marketing efforts wherever they occur.

Thanks again,

The Consumerist

A bit too much? Anyone want to suggest alternatives?

How To Write an Effective Thank You Note for Any Occasion [The Simple Dollar]