Stop using these cups! The handles will detach, spilling your lovely hot beverage all over your tender flesh— and causing jerks on the internet to compare you to that “McDonald’s hot coffee woman.”

9 people have already been burned. Don’t be that guy! All 167,000 cups were sold at Starbucks for February 2007 through November 2007 for about $11. Return the cups to Starbucks for a full refund and a free beverage. Your un-scalded crotch will thank you.

Starbucks Recalls Coffee Mugs Due To Burn Hazard; Product Manufactured by lab921 [CPSC]

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