Clearance Items: Fast Food Crime Watch!

Strap on your bullet-proof vests it’s… The Consumerist Grease Blotter


Drive-Thru Robbery of Lubbock Burger King [NBC11]
Police recovered what was left of the cash register around the corner.

Three charged in Alton drive-by killing [WQAD]
Until his arrest, Everage was known best for his act of heroism in April. On Easter Sunday, Everage punched out a knife-wielding robber at the McDonalds restaurant in Alton and held him down until police could arrive.

KFC Robber Puts Manager In Freezer [WLKY]
Police said he had a gun and locked the manager in a freezer and stole her car.

Florida Pizza Hut Worker Fired for Shooting at Robbers [MyFoxKC]
A Florida Pizza Hut employee says he feared for his life when he shot at armed robbers. But the company says he violated policy and fired him.

Pakistan: KFC Restaurant Ransacked [Stratfor]
At least six people were hurt when hundreds of residents from Karachi, Pakistan, ransacked a KFC restaurant and two banks

17-year-old shoots carjacker who pulled gun on youth’s mother [WBRZ]
Fortunato said the 53-year-old woman was in line at an Arby’s Roast Beef Restaurant about 1:30 a.m. Monday when Chestnut walked up and pointed a gun at her, demanding their money and the car.

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  1. Namilia says:

    Good on that 17 year old! I don’t really get the attitude that we should just give into criminals nowadays..what ever happened to self defense? I think, comply but if you see an opening where you can defend yourself, your family, and your property, go for it.

  2. Trai_Dep says:

    So, out of curiosity, is FL one of those states where it’s legal for everyone to carry loaded weapons? Cuz the idea of a 16-year-old fast food employee and a KFC armed robber exchanging gunfire volleys over the counter sounds so much like a great idea for visiting, hungry families…

  3. Shadowman615 says:

    From the 17-year-old story:

    >>”[Sheriff] Lee acknowledged that the gamble succeeded, but said it was one that could have cost lives. He repeated advice that the best way to survive a holdup is to cooperate.

    >>”‘Give them the money and give them the keys. You make an insurance payment on your car, and nobody gets shot,’ he said.”

    Yeah, sounds like garbage to me. I’d much rather the criminal got shot than getting away. Of course, don’t take any undue risks, but the kid saw an opportunity and took it. Good for him.

  4. Youthier says:

    @trai_dep: Yeah, that Pizza Hut story… I know “Employee Fired for Shooting Robber” is a great headline but it seems like he might have been fired for carrying a gun at work.

  5. Trai_Dep says:

    Darn. Cuz, while freaken insane the story has is it’s own kind of awesomeness.