Sorry, Chase Does Not Accept $50,000 Checks From God

We know Jesus loves you, but we’re not ready to believe that he’d send a $50,000 check. A 21-year-old man from Gary, Indiana was caught trying to cash a $50,000 check signed “King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant.” From NWItimes:

Police were called to Chase Bank, 1800 E. 80th, about 4 p.m. after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Who knew that the Lord and Savior had to worry about ID theft?—MEGHANN MARCO

In God he trusts, but police don’t buy it [NWItimes]

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