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10.16.06 5:52 PM EDT By consumerist.com
“… currently being test marketed, delivers a grande sized burst of caffeine with each blast while making your breath minty fresh.”
We’re holding out for the next-gen needle version. The tie-off rope will be made of 100% fair trade organic hemp rope.
[The Sherman Foundation via Adfreak]
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