If you’ve ever wondered why it seems everyone who works at a bank is an unrepentant tool, this video made shed some light.

Recent Yale graduate Aleksey Vayner sent around this video, along with an eleven-page resume, to investment banks up and down Wall Street this summer.

Now Gawker’s following his trails of douchebaggery back in time, taking time to smell his plagiarizing of a holocaust survivor book and his claim to be an underground martial artist master who fought Jean-Claude van Damme.

To the banks’ credit, Vayner remains unemployed.

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