Keith’s girlfriend took inspiration from our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. She will turn the other cheek, pass on a confrontation with the store manager, and simply take her business elsewhere.

Keith says that after hearing our call with Shannon, his girlfriend feels, “that speaking with Shannon would probably involve defending things the Consumerist said and possibly even the Consumerist itself in addition to just describing what happened. She has me and Ben to thank for that, but she ain’t mad at us. She’s not big on confrontation, and I don’t think she sees the value in following up after everything that’s happened.”

Lucky for Shannon, a constant influx of fake-id wielding university students will take the disgruntled girlfriend’s place.

And lucky for Keith’s girlfriend, Boston is a wet city.

Previously:
• Poll Results: Dealing With Jerkoff Liquor Store
• We Call Up Liquour Store That Allegedly Humiliated Readers Girlfriend
• How To Deal With Liquor Store Humiliating My Girlfriend?

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