Temporal Thermometer. Apply directly to the forehead!
Temporal Thermometer. Apply directly to the forehead!
Temporal Thermometer. Apply directly to the forehead!

What’s next, hamburgers pushed right against your third eye?

However, unlike the advertising a certain other product in this vein, the Temporal Artery Thermometer is non-invasive.

(Thanks to Adam!)

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