Bob Snead will give you a Walmart vest and Tshirt if you walk with him during the Deitch Projects Art Parade this Saturday.

Beginning at 4pm on West Broadway in NYC, “I Love Wal-Mart and Wal-Mart loves Me” will consist of a very militant group of around 75 volunteer protesters dressed as Wal-Mart greeters professing their love for Wal-Mart, with chants like “I heart Wal-Mart” or “Sam’s Choice is my Choice”. It will also include several volunteers in large reproduction “Sam’s Choice” product costumes like Soda, Ketchup, Peanut Butter, and Bread.”

This takes place in a parade filled with a bunch of other people dressed and acting like freakydoodles, so it won’t have as much impact if it took place say, on Sunday, or, inside a Walmart.

(Thanks to C-side!)

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