• Today’s Woot!: two FlexUSB 2.0 Adaptors for $3.99. A vestigial J-bend that allows you to thread a USB cable through the infantine labyrinths of a man’s small intestine, if you have need of that.

• Wine.Woot! this week is the La Famiglia 2004 Pinot Grigio Quartet for $39.99. Attractive bottles to have casually arrayed across your mantle; no cheap labeled hooch best served in a puke-encrusted paper bag, this. “Bracing and bright, the brisk ’04 La Famiglia Pinot Grigio underscores how exciting this varietal can be; serve with shrimp on toasted baguette.” Yeah, you poof.

• Amazon is offering the Xbox Live Vision camera for $32.99. Why should you get this? Teledildonics.

Highlights from Dealhack

• Logitech Wireless Headphones for PC $37 Shipped at Buy.com

• Nikon Coolpix L1 6.2MP Digital Camera $200 Shipped at Circuit City

• Ultra ULT31304 Mini Bluetooth Headset just $10 at Radio Shack

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