Broke again? Here’s a handy calculator to show you how much money you’re tossing down the bottle or needle a month and year, along with all the great things you could’ve bought instead.

Gawd, with all the money we spent on boozing and coke parties we could’ve cruised around the world on the Queen Elizabeth II. Or eaten better than flour and water and tomato paste!

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