Crunchgear has a nifty transcript of a conversation a reader of theirs had with Verizon. This person was trying to figure out various means by which they could get the new Motorola KRZR (which is like the RZR, except crazy).

Whoever was on the other end of the Ethernet cable proved guarded and stilted in their encounter, going so far as to disconnect without even a cursory, “Is there anything else I can help you with today?” Whenever we read that line, we always imagine the customer service rep sighing deeply as they watch their death clock call time minutes tick upwards.

Even if you don’t find the exchange that revelatory, at least there’s a big LEGO TRON picture along with the post.

“When Verizon Chatbots Attack” [CrunchGear]

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