Flat chested travelers, rejoice! Gel bras are now allowed on flights! Squish, squish, hooray! Keep those tips up, etc!

The TSA has also green lighted baby formula and breast milk. Be advised, clearance to bring such items requires having in your company a baby or a reasonable proxy.

Throwing stars, black jacks, brass knuckles and other martial arts devices are permitted, but must be checked and when they’re of the pointy stabby nature, sheathed. Sorry folks, you’ll have to subsist on The Parent Trap for your in-flight entertainment.

“Permitted and Prohibited Items” [TSA]

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