43 Rules’ Joanna Fired from McDonald’s

Joanna — the spitting, rage-filled contaminator of fast food who wrote the 43 Things Not To Do At McDonald’s List — has been fired.

    “Ahh, they got a anonymous email from someone from the internet and they posted all my MySpace page out n’ all the rules and they fired me on the spot.” She was fired by the restaurant itself, corporate was not involved. They told her it was because they couldn’t have anybody messing around with food. She flatly denies ever doing that.

But her list flatly denies her denial. Number 13 specifically claims that she will mess with your food for the mere crime of coming into the restaurant during working hours: “Dont come into the lobby two minutes before we close. chances are ive already cleaned ,and it will only cause me to do unspeakable things to your (already stale) food.”

Anyway, now she’s fired. Good. She’s not too upset about it, having only worked the crummy job to save up for a car anyway. “It was a dead end job,” Joanna noted. Indeed. But maybe you have a career in writing ahead of you!

McRules woman possibly fired [AcilletaM, Inc.]