Consumerist T-Shirt Contest

Insert witty remark here! Enter the Consumerist tshirt contest and earn fame and glory beyond the tip line and comments box!

Send your submissions to, subject line: tshirt or in the comments of this post.

We accept both sentences or “catchprases” and picture attachments. Or it could just be an idea!

We’ll post the best and everyone will vote on ’em. The winning entrant gets handed off to a professional tshirt designer. He will transform your idea into a bonafide Consumerist tshirt. Then we will sell it and make money and spread the love of the good ship Consumerist around the world.

But wait, there’s fabulous prizes. Right now we’re thinking an Oozinator, but we’re open to other suggestions!

Deadline is Friday, August 25th, 5pm.


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  1. He says:

    Royalties would be a good prize. Aren’t content generating contests just a way to avoid paying an artist?

  2. DeeJayQueue says:

    No, see, it says “The winning entrant gets handed off to a professional tshirt designer.” That means scan your cocktail napkin drawings. (though the “designer” will probably just use the file in an ironic hipster sorta way.)

  3. WMeredith says:

    How about a shot in the face from the Oozinator?

  4. SharkJumper says:

    How about 2 Oozinators?

  5. We’ll see. We have an idea of posting pics of a hot girl model wearing the t-shirt being bukkaked with an oozinator, when it’s all done.

  6. North of 49 says:

    I’d love to do it, but don’t have a scanner anymore.

  7. It doesn’t have to be a graphic… just a slogan or idea.

  8. something_amazing says:

    “Capitalist Piggy”

    Complete with picture of cute fat piggy.

  9. Special K says:

    How about:

    “for narrow minded liberals only” ?

    It’s short, concise, and well, pretty much true.

  10. Ben Popken says:

    How about….”I hate The Consumerist. And I read it every day.”

  11. cudthecrud says:

    “I buy witty T-shirts”

  12. Malaclypse says:

    front: pic of a guy with oozinator jizz on his face and awkward facial expression
    caption: in bold lettering, “stick it to the man”


  13. Leto says:

    “Customer service ninja.”

  14. benko29 says:

    how about:

    “Did you cancel your AOL account yet?”

  15. North of 49 says:

    Telemarketers’ nightmare?

    Consumer doesn’t mean “Con Me.”

  16. rainrunner87 says:

    On the front, “Companies should be afraid of their Customers.”

    On the back, “”

  17. In honor of Vinny and John:
    On front, “Because annoying the shit out of someone goes both ways.”

    On back, “”

  18. amazon says:

    “Consumerist gives you the money shot” ?

  19. Special K says:

    its funny that you take offense to that, ben.

  20. Elvisisdead says:

    “Demon Customer”
    “Not made whole by just consuming? Bitch about it.”
    “It really IS a conspiracy.”
    “Get what’s coming to you.”
    “Fuck Thee. Come worship at the Holy Church of the Consumerist”
    “You have customer retention. I have an angry Irishman and a blog. We’re even.”
    “What are you going to do about it?”
    “I have a consumer blog. Give me a free t-shirt.”