Just like all the other Gawker blogs, Friday is the time for the weekly sponsor ookie cookie where we gather all our advertisers our for a giant blanket party. Creamy love spanks to you, sponsors! Thank for keeping the pith pipe bursting with flavor!

E-reach-arounds are in order for:

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• 404 Not Found Industries
• The Cipher Corporation
• Amalgamated Nopeitude
• Law Firm of Nada, Nix and Nadir.
• Fuckaduck Licks Lakes Luke’s Luck Likes Unfortunately They’re Empty, LLC

Here’s hoping your answers to these four simple survey questions win us conflicts of interest, and you, an iPod shuffle!