Intel Cares… About Deafening Its Workers

In Dario Argento’s horror masterpiece, Opera, a young woman is pursued by a sadistic serial killer, kidnapped, has her eyelids propped open by sharp needles and is forced to watch her friends being murdered.

And now, the corporate audio analogy, courtesy of Intel China. Sometimes you realize with a sick lurch of existential horror that there’s no way to stop hearing.

Listen to: Intel Cares Corporate Song

It took me a couple minutes to realize this guy was actually singing in English. This is supposedly broadcast over speakers in the morning to motivate employees. To motivate what besides the plunging of phillips head screwdrivers into the employee’s ear canals, we’re not quite sure.

The Intel Song [] (via Boing Boing)
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