The glorious Swiss Army Knife. The tool that makes us more human. Could this Could this piece of flawless design be made any more perfect?

Perhaps not, but that hasn’t stopped Yuhzimi from trying. A teamup with Victorinox resulted in the release of a limited edition series of designer Swiss Army Knives, or, Hipster SAK’s.

They’re called the “Urban Survivor” series and come with a special chain and box. The pieces become available in the next two weeks “from select retailers worldwide.”

Spiffy idea, but frankly, we don’t find the imagery they’ve selected to be all that compelling. The classic still reigns supreme.

“Survival of the Hippest” [ANIMAL]

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