Don’t Put a Loser on Your Face

As with many things in life, we take our health and beauty advice from professional dominatrixes. That’s why we’ll be avoiding purchasing this facial cream, for while a rose may be a rose and so forth…

…a lamer is a lamer no matter what pudding’s in the jar.

[via Mistress Matisse’s Journal] (Thanks to James!)

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