Don’t Put a Loser on Your Face

As with many things in life, we take our health and beauty advice from professional dominatrixes. That’s why we’ll be avoiding purchasing this facial cream, for while a rose may be a rose and so forth…

…a lamer is a lamer no matter what pudding’s in the jar.

[via Mistress Matisse’s Journal] (Thanks to James!)


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  1. RandomHookup says:

    Aim low, but not too low. It could have been “La Mest” — which, BTW, is French for “the mest”.

  2. kerry says:

    See, I get what you’re going for here, but I find the space between the two words impossible to ignore. When I see that I see “La Mer,” not “lamer.” That said, there’s a charter bus company where I live called Lamers. That always cracks me up.

  3. Pelagius says:

    I’ve been occasionally amused, here in DC’s tourist season, to see tour buses roll by with “LAMERS” emblazoned along the front and side. Not sure who runs this bus company, but I’m pretty sure they don’t have any marketing staff under the age of 30.
    Here’s their website. Go lamers!