Sex, Drugs, Guns and Pop-Culture: The four necessary food groups for a line of spiffy t-shirts, and Destroy apparel is definitely getting its RDA.

Hunter S. Thompson, robots, rifles, and SARS paranoia are but a few of the icons you might choose to emblazon your chest with. There’s the obligatory anti-gas shirt (prices at 6.66), along with Destroy’s take on the Germanic/Nordic crest fad. Their flying eagles grip six-shooters.

For a designer screenprint tee, prices are a $22.99. Nods, as ever, to aptbroadcast for the spot.

Before building your version of a false tomorrow, first you must DESTROY.

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