“Perfect for fashionistas and do-it-yourself divas…just think, armed with your very own Miss Army Kit you can file your nails, fix a button, open a bottle of Pinot, pluck your eyebrows, crack open a beer and even draw a comedy moustache on that piccy of your ex before cutting it up into itty bitty pieces,” cajoles the product website for this “girly gizmo.”

Tools include: mirror, flashlight, scissors, nail file, tweezers, pen, pill box, perfume bottle, knife, ruler, bottle opener, screwdriver, corkscrew, safety pin, and needle and thread (perfect for that last minute stitch-in-time).

Whether you consider it recidivist, campy or just useful, one thing’s for certain about the Miss Army Kit: it’s pink.

$28 for a Miss Army Kit [via Gizmodo]

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