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5.11.06 4:02 AM EDT By consumerist.com
From Gaping Void:
Of course, the thing to do now is figure out how much you have to pay someone to both go around talking your advertisements, someone who can take head punches.
It could be a beautiful moment in guerrilla marketing.
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