Hasbro Release Play-Doh Perfume

If you’ve ever wished someone would capture your squandered youth, distill it of the nasty bits inside the whipping booth and standing in the schoolyard with your pants down, put in in a bottle and sell it you… have cheer. Hasbro is now selling eau du Play-Doh.

According to the press release pointed to by Adfreak, the limited edition fragrance, released “just in time for Mother’s Day,” is intended for “highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.”

1oz is $19 and 4oz is $39.50 over at the Demeter Fragrance Library.

There’s probably some funny date scenarios to envision but we’re drawing blanks. Maybe we’re just not highly-creative enough or we haven’t huffed enough wallpaper cleaner – what they were trying to invent when they stumbled across the iconic children’s toy – lately.