If you’re a yuppie and would like to purchase some street cred, literally, head on over to ryanfrank.net. He leaves white plywood board in graffiti hotspots around London, lets it get soaked in tags, then assembles the pieces into “repurposed urban furniture,” yours for just a few thousands of dollars.

Diabolical.

Part of us thinks the taggers should get paid. Part of us thinks that this is what the graffiti people get for defacing public property.

But mostly, we think the damn things are stupid and ugly and we don’t have the necessary loft space to fit such a honking travesty.

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